How do I Nuv Thee? A Lesson in Elisese ⇒

How do I nuv thee? Let me count the ways. I nuv you for the happy heart you have in your tummy (with your baby). I nuv you for the way you run on your two nittle negs. For needing papa to rub your be-yie to help you sleep. For snuggling with me in the vimming room and be so cozy. Colouring a geggo sunshine with your crayones. Sharing Power Pootie, Barties, perfroggies and pananas with me. For pushing the buttons on the evegator by self. But for still saying "Mama pick you up".

But dif-un is my favourite: "I nuv you, mama".