When You're Pregnant. ⇒

When you're pregnant...

When you're pregnant, your brain capacity is inversely proportional to the size of your ankles and belly.

When you're pregnant and you write something down so you don't forget it, don't forget where you put the paper and don't forget to look at it again.

When you're pregnant, drivers actually appear to feel guilty and apologize when they cut you off while you're crossing the street ("oooh, sorry").

When you're pregnant, it's difficult to tie your shoes (or even put on your shoes depending on the ankle swelling), get out of a car, get into a car, stand up, sit down, lie down, walk down stairs, walk up stairs, sleep, wake up, move, sit still.

When you're pregnant, having gas fireplace soot blown all over your first home with freshly painted walls really kind of sucks.

When you're pregnant, sitting on a camping chair because your sofa is having the fireplace soot cleaned from it really kind of sucks.

When you're pregnant, don't undertake bathroom renovations that someone promises will only take a week.

When you're pregnant and the air conditioner in your car breaks in July, get it fixed no matter what the cost.

When you're pregnant, being called Fatty McFatty by your "funny" husband stops being funny around 4 months into the pregnancy.

When you're pregnant, it's difficult to be nice to your husband when you say "Hey, that's not funny!"

When you're pregnant, it's handy having taken martial arts so that you can appropriately handle being called Fatty McFatty by your "funny" husband when he didn't get "Hey that's not funny!".

When you're pregnant, no matter how much you love being pregnant, you get to a point when you really just want the baby OUT ALREADY!!

When you're pregnant, you really appreciate your wonderful colleagues and friends who keep telling you "Wow! You don't look like you've gained any weight except for the baby!"