What you said… ⇒

It's been fun for Mum and Dad to tell people about me. This is how some of the conversations went:

Mummy:" So, Auntie Suzy, can I borrow your maternity shorts for my trip to Hawaii?" Aunty Karen: "..uh...yeah..." Mummy:"Cool. Because my clothes don't really fit me well anymore" Auntie Karen:" Oh, Suze, are you pregnant? That just made my day!"

'Auntie' Chrissann: "....I am pregnant." Mummy: "That's wonderful news! When is the baby due?" 'Auntie' Chrissann: "Well, by my calculations, the beginning of September." Mummy: "Oh cool. Your baby is due the same time as mine!" 'Auntie' Chrissann: " REALLY?!" Turns out my new cousin is scheduled to arrive the day after me!

Auntie Jacks is in the Early Childhood Education program at Fraser Valley College and is learning all about development, discipline etc. So mummy said: Mummy: "Erin and I will need your help when the baby comes." Auntie Jacks:"Oh yeah, man, I'll have lots to say to you and Karen and Andrea about how you're raising your children" Mummy: "Yeah...but like I was saying, Erin and I will need your help when the BABY comes" Auntie Jacks:"<SCREAM>

Mummy: "So I was calling to tell you that you're going to be an auntie again." Auntie Andrea:" Oh......I'm so happy!" Cousin Raychel:"I hope it's a girl cousin and if it is you should name her Jocelyn"