1. Life is sexually transmitted.
2. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
3. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
5. Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
6. Health nuts are going to feel...

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I have been meaning to get these up for a while. When we sent out the email announcing our upcoming baby, we got many, many well wishes from friends and relatives. I have been meaning to upload them for posperity. So, here they are, in no particular order:

Aunt Pam: HI BIG DADDY! Great news! Sorry I'm a little late on getting back to both of you! Things were nuts last week. Did you manage to get together with anyone Erin? Let me know the next time you get to T.O. Get all the sleep you...

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Time for a good ol' fashined rant! Christine & I just got signed up for NEXUS Highway (I already have NEXUS Air). To do that you have to send in your application, along with a non-refundable "processing fee" and then wait for them to call you to set up an appointment. We finally got the call so off we headed to the NEXUS office.

Keep in mind that the only documentation you need for this is proof of citizenship (a birth certificate) and photo id. However, Christine & I...

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Talk about lag time, eh? I have finally put up some pictures from 30th birthday bash. Check them out here. If anyone has other pictures I would love to get a copy.

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