When I was a young lad I did my fair share of goofing off, but once I left school at the age of 15, I was able to devote full time effort to goofing off.  When I was about 30 I decided that more schooling was in order so I put my mind to studying the intricate detail of high level goofing off.  After 5 years under the tutalage of professional goofs, I graduated and immediately started goofing off for myself.  It wasn’t long before I had hired an entire company of goof offs, some much more proficient than myself.  No longer being the top goof off, I retired and went into a preiod of under the radar goofing off.  I finally decided that I needed evangalize the fine art of goofing off, so I moved to South Carolina where goofing off is not recognized as an art, but just what people do all day long.  I needed to show them that what they had was a gift.  After 3 years I have made no headway and will return to a place where goofing off is truely appreciated.  Menawhile I have been golfing and renovating houses.  It’s pretty goofy, but I do miss goofing around the poker table.

See Y’all soon!